Things I’m Sick Of
Transformers 2
I just saw this a few days ago with my family. This was a terrible, terrible piece of post-9/11, pro-American cinematic shit. Honestly, I would have rather watched a Bruce Willis movie than to see a fully grown man wanting to be John Leguizamo, and a screenplay with more holes than a sponge. And for Megan Fox, she is SO not the hottest thing ever, I can name a list of women I would rather see. In fact, here’s fifty. The dialogue was terrible, the storyline made no sense, and blatant inaccuracies made this my year’s least favorite movie. I honestly did not smile, even once.
Olivia Munn
Oh look, another woman people somehow delude themselves into thinking is hot. Listen guys, her mannish figure is neither attractive, nor is her show witty or as snarky as you think it is. Take a look up from her cans for half a second to realize the shit you’re putting in your eyes when you’re watching G4. Something tells me that a woman with half a brain who hangs out with tech nerds all day, can figure out that a Laia outfit here, and an internet meme there will get you where she wants you. Also, she’s worked with Microsoft. That’s reason enough not to touch her.
Bronson Arroyo
Here we go, this guy’s not only managed to be a terrible pitcher, but do so looking like Billy Ray Cirus, and all with time to spare to fuel his awful, awful, joke of a music career. Here’s a few facts for ‘ya, I just got to witness my Cincinnati Reds drop into .500 because a grown man is crying on the mound after giving up six-or-so runs in two innings. But hey, at least I can find his CD in the milk section at Biggs. I’m not joking about that either.
Seriously, send him back to high school.
Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde is an attractive woman, and a fairly descent actress.
She’s not the next sliced bread. So maybe, just maybe, can we get off the idea that a prime-time FOX show’s character 13 and Olivia Wilde aren’t the same person? Bisexual or not, it’s played out, it’s done, it’s not interesting anymore. If you haven’t been watching as of late: I’ve made out with more women than she has in the last two seasons: further proving that plot’s not going anywhere. So please, let it go.
Hines Ward
That smug asshole, I just hate that guy. I saw a woman at the theater wearing his jersey, man that frosts my ass.
Venting complete.
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